Doth your mother know you weareth her drapes?


  • Tony Hawk: I'm your new stepdad.
  • Tony Hawk does an ollie over you and tells you to clean your room midair

sexdrugsandpokemon:

agayofgays:

genuinelycornflakes:

angrybagel:

the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin

u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce

because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security

how much do you think that’d go for on ebay

im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.

(via andrewscottscumface)




spains-a-total-uke:

consulting-meerkat:

okaysional:

consulting-meerkat:

okaysional:

consulting-meerkat:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

did-you-kno:

Source

#I never knew Moffat was a bee

Someone photoshop it please, I’m sure it’s already been done…

As you wish… 

Good? Bad? Could do better?

Well, that’s just fantastic.
I was thinking Trollfat’s head on a bee body, but that works too.

OK, I fixed it


IT’S PERFECT.

I’m curious as to how this girl was calm enough to let bees crawl on her face??????

spains-a-total-uke:

consulting-meerkat:

okaysional:

consulting-meerkat:

okaysional:

consulting-meerkat:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

did-you-kno:

Source

#I never knew Moffat was a bee

Someone photoshop it please, I’m sure it’s already been done…

As you wish… 

Good? Bad? Could do better?

Well, that’s just fantastic.

I was thinking Trollfat’s head on a bee body, but that works too.

OK, I fixed it

IT’S PERFECT.

I’m curious as to how this girl was calm enough to let bees crawl on her face??????

(via illuvium)


[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

(via awkwardbirds)


earthakitt:

no single picture has ever more eloquently summarized my life

earthakitt:

no single picture has ever more eloquently summarized my life

(Source: caturday, via dild0-vaggins)


notahumananymore:

finalproblem:

I apologize in advance, but there is an 85% chance I will do this throughout the run of Elementary.

CRYING

(via the-eleventh-blog)

revolver-oshawott:

“Pokemon green’s hitmonchan sprite looks like a doduo having a shit while a Togekiss watches”

o-

o-omfg

(via dild0-vaggins)




dild0-vaggins:

deification:

Lake Natron, Tanzania.

dild0-vaggins:

deification:

Lake Natron, Tanzania.

(Source: xylogen)


sonic-spaceman:

sonic-spaceman:

(via doctorwho)


(Source: nickholmes, via dild0-vaggins)


onepaidassnigga:

euroarab:

porkdisco:

I WAS JUST SEARCHING ON PHOTOBUCKET WHAT IS SHE DOING OMG



“IMMA EAT THE ASS”

that rare child porn shit

onepaidassnigga:

euroarab:

porkdisco:

I WAS JUST SEARCHING ON PHOTOBUCKET WHAT IS SHE DOING OMG

“IMMA EAT THE ASS”

that rare child porn shit

(Source: penispolice, via dild0-vaggins)


livin-lavidaloki:

godofmischeif:

are we all forgetting something

the hiDDLES BOOTY?????

sWEET BABY JESUS

(Source: hemsworthss, via geothebio)

the-little-blogger:

dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:

Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013.
Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013.
Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: 22 November 2013.
The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013.
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014. 

Don’t forget:

Deadpool: 2014

(via americano-joha)




did-yuo-kno:

alibody:

The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air.  The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue.  If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time.
…I’m a nerd.


I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry.

did-yuo-kno:

alibody:

The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air.  The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue.  If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time.

…I’m a nerd.

I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry.


areyoutryingtodeduceme:

bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Watson Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

  • Sherlock Series 1 & 2 Original Soundtracks signed by Michael Price & David Arnold. MAJOR thanks to both of them for singing them for us!
  • John Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock Tea by Cara McGee (donated by Adagio)
  • SaraWen perfume pack, 2ml vials of the Sherlock scents: Logical Deduction, Logical Delusion, Scandal In London, and Tea With Watson (donated by SaraWen)
  • Full CD set of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)
  • Dust and Shadow, signed by author Lyndsay Faye. (Donated by Lyndsay Faye)
  • The Secret Journal of Doctor Watson by Phil Growick. (Donated by MXPublishing)
  • My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
  • Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (Donated by The Baker Street Journal)
  • BBC Bundle, t-shirt, Sherlock & John paper dolls, and Elementary My Dear Watson book. (Donated by Unicorn Empire)
  • Holmes & Watson print, “He stood there by the fire.”
  • I Fight John Watson’s War & I Believe In Sherlock Holmes stainless steel dogtags. (Donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • Sherlock Holmes pin
  • Sherlock Holmes 221B keychain
  • Sherlock’s Home, The Empty House compiled by Sherlockology. (Donated by MXPublishing & Sherlockology)
  • Greg Lestrade & Moriarty bookmarks by mystradedoodles.

So? How do you win?

  • You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
  • Likes DO NOT COUNT.
  • The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
  • We will ship anywhere in the world.
  • You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
  • You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
  • If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
  • Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

I DON’T CARE IF MY TEA IS PART OF THE PRIZES, LOOK AT ALL THAT OTHER STUFF OH MY GOD GIVE ME



Hello! I'm an 18 yr old female humanoid called Meghan!

It's all unhealthy obsessions from here on out. Come retrieve a special prize I have for you in my bed chambers.

Expect to see a variety (Doctor Who, Sherlock, Anime/Manga, Avengers) of lovely things.

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